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Sleep mini-rant

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Sleep.

One syllable, a universal meaning: GTFO, I’m trying to catch some shut-eye, byotch!

Unfortunately for some, such as I, it eludes many people. Translation? I cannot fucking fall asleep. So, instead, I am writing this mini rant at precisely 4:21 in the morning. Charming.

We all know some methods to try to fall asleep, such as counting sheep, trying to relax yourself, and trying to keep your mind blank. In my experience, none of these methods have worked at all. They say that you are not supposed to drink caffeine—not an hour ago, I went and got a small glass of Mountain Dew. Smart. They also say that you are not suppose to watch TV, go on the computer, play video games, ect., because it stimulates the brain. What do you think I’m doing right at this instant? Typing, duh. But by the time you are reading this I am probably browsing the vast world of deviantART, wondering how exactly nude photographs with ludicrous comments such as ‘omg id so tap that’ and ‘nice tits.’ I digress. That is another rant for another day.

Sleep: Your body’s way of recharging. Just like your exhausted mobile unit, we need a rest once our battery’s dead. If we try to do anything, we might be able to do it for a few minutes before we just give up, just like the screen on your cell. It lasts a few seconds, and you grow excited, thinking that you have juuuust enough juice for a text when the screen goes blank. Aw, darn. Guess you have to dig out that charger, untangle the chord, and try to find a free outlet. Oh, wait. Where is the charger?

Finding the charger and the tedious task of untangling it = falling asleep. Oh yay, my cruddy analogy is complete! I can now die a peaceful teenager. I am growing even more tired, so I suppose I will let this rant go (but is it even a rant?) and try once more to fall asleep. After uploading it to the wonderful world of deviantART, of course. Why? Because I freaking feel like it.

Good night, and have a pleasant morning. Enjoy your breakfast and newspaper. And for god’s sake, do not sneak out with friends at two in the morning—it’ll forever ruin your process of sleep.

I conclude my mini-rant at 4:36 of the A.M. You’re welcome for wasting a good five minutes of your life.
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Pretty self-explanatory, me thinks.

I CANNOT SLEEP

I really do think I have insomnia some times.

Please. This is just a rambling mini-rant a stupid, idiotic person who can't fall asleep wrote in the earlyearlyearly morning who was trying to be funny.

If I am, yay, if I'm not, just screw it XD

urrrgh I need some sleeping pills
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Meeka2326's avatar
omg, i have that same problem. love the rant, it wasted like 2 minutes of my time.(fast reader ^^;) it usually takes me 4 to 5 hours to normally fall asleep.